Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph. As I hear the cathedral bells toll and echo across the valley, please don't let that be true, because I think I didn't make adequate eye contact on the toast...
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Seven Years Bad Sex
So, drinking, the tradition in Austria is to look each other in the eye and say, "proust." I asked at an inn to the innkeeper--what happens if you don't look each other in the eye? I expected the answer to be something like, I'll turn into a toad or not find the trail of bread crumbs. No. The answer is: Seven Years Bad Sex.
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priceless.
ReplyDeletei'll remember that
That's a good one...shows that have standards and that they mean it!
ReplyDeleteWish more Americans were like that...maybe for other things than drinking and sex, though...
That'll be a good one to remember!